peterssquill:

peterssquill:

ok but thor is a blank slate when it comes to earth culture and the way he consumes it is very different from someone who grew up here

bruce banner, at the sistine chapel: Michelangelo painted this

thor: I’m not stupid, bruce. I know the ninja turtles aren’t real.

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thevriscourse:

angelcroc:

mamoru:

mamoru:

mamoru:

oh my god the ign plagarism story keeps getting weirder

dude got caught plagiarising a video game review and issued a CHALLENGE to people to find more plagarism and it turns out this guy has been plagarising in his videos, articles, reviews, and even his fucking resume

if you ever wonder if you are under qualified, remember this dude bullshitted his fucking resume and had a stable job stealing content for years

apply to any job you want regardless of your qualifications. be as confident as this guy. you just might get hired

this guy issued a challenge when he knew he stole everything??? galaxy brain as fuck

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this is the best part of it all

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cyber-yeezuss:

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

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srsfunny: “There’s No More Cat In The Hat ”
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tigerlilyupinthisbitch:

cried-havoc:

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Tom Hardy laughs like an old wizened prospector finding gold after digging for 15 years.

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

purrityring:

dopenmind:

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

this is my favorite video on the internet

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

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taco-bell-rey:

Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.

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horrorbisexual:

hermuis:

Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me

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vadersrespirator:

beyonslayed:

Did we ever figure out why Phil Collins went off on the Tarzan soundtrack like that

Cause he could feel it in the air.

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zackisontumblr:

panatthedisco43:

zackisontumblr:

what’cha doing?

Permanently ruining my life every single minute of every single day

cool me too

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colachampagnedad:

kingjaffejoffer:

blackqueerblog:

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“Hello? Yes, this whale looks very suspicious. I think he may be trying to get inside a part of the sea that’s not his. Just come quickly.”


So now white people are calling the cops on whales, SMH.

this is the most annoying family ive ever heard

I fully expected it to be a white woman on the phone before I unmuted this.

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zackisontumblr:

somebody: you’re cool

me: you have been greatly misled

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restbeyondtheriver:

me @ God:
here is the thing
*sits on the floor*
*cries*

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sixdrinkames:

juniorjewel:

baptisms:

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

reblog if ur in bed

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